Honeymoon INSIDE Egypt So it is in the interior of Egypt, people (in the city is different After so much struggle during the engagement and parties and banquets and spending, debts, in the end… The two grooms are already officially married (but WELL tired almost dead) after a very busy and crazy week. The first night, which always falls on Thursdays, is the “bed day” in Egypt (after the first years and firstborn son, becomes the only day of the week so you know that). The problem of the first night of marriage in Egypt is the lack of sexual experience, the chatter of others, the advice taken on… This day, for example, the groom enters the wedding room with a lot on his mind, “how am I going to start?” , “Where?” “Do I take the pill or not?” (It’s Viagra, of course) – he wants to be macho for the bride the first night, so the bride the next day would tell her mother and sister that he was a torus. The rituals tonight are always like this: the bride enters the room first, takes off her wedding garment (with the greatest shame in the world that her husband could be looking at her from the doorway. Of course, imagine a dog does eat 20) years like the scene would be, it is logical with the tongue out preparing to attack the prey). The bride, after putting on the loose, long red nightgown and robe above to cover the front and back well (not to be attacked by surprise of course), goes out to put the sacred and aphrodisiac dinner for the poor guy who has been waiting for this moment for miles. years. Dinner is always 3 fried pigeons, one black duck, one goose, half a pound of liver fried in fresh cow butter. The guy, of course, turns into a lion and eats, swallowing the whole pigeon, thinking that this way the bird will turn him into a machine, so he will accomplish the mission of the first night. After dinner, the door knocks, the father comes and gives a handkerchief to his son or fiancé, to take the virginity of bride and save it soon so that it is delivery back to the mother of girl. In Egypt, everything is stuck in the world, no one there has patience at all, even the first night. The newlyweds, after dinner, go to the operating room (the bedroom I refer to – this is called in Egypt). The girl lies in bed and does as her mother taught her and was a month earlier advising her saying “only you lie with your leg open and let him feel comfortable – if you start moving will ruin everything.” The groom gives a kiss on the cheek of a girl like kisses his mother until he decided to kiss the girl on the mouth for fear of the girl’s reaction (clear and difficult to explain, because simply no one brushes their teeth, ie the smell of the mouth of the majority of the guys is an exotic thing). Then the guy starts searching the “garage” underneath the layers of clothes to stick his handkerchief-covered finger there until it spoils his virginity and bleeds into the handkerchief. Once already verifying that the bride is a virgin, leaves the room and gives the handkerchief to the mother of the bride and fires and shots and the groom returns to try to “park the car” for the first time in his wife’s garage. And sleep the couple quickly. Honeymoon itself begins the second night because the previous one has only one purpose, which is to prove the virginity of girl, because if it were not virgin would be a scandal to the two families in the entire village. The honeymoon scene in the interior of Egypt goes like this: the mother turns into a butcher’s shop with pigeons and geese and the sisters turn to barbecues to feed the macho groom fire the entire month. Each day this way, the groom wakes up roaring, his mother knocks on the door and delivers a barbecue tray of meat and chicken to fill the “car”. The groom works one or two or three (up to 10) times, depending on the match and gasoline in the food. Thus the bride gets pregnant very fast in Egypt, entering the second month of marriage already with symptoms of pregnancy such as vomiting and dizziness. The bride doesn’t leave home until she gets pregnant